We can't speak for any of you good folks, but if a piece of ass like Alexis Texas walked up to anybody here wearing a shirt that says "I Swallow" on it, well...our balls would probably just up and explode. Since we're not lucky enough to be in that situation, we'll just have to settle for watching Alexis get down with the king of cream, Rodney Moore, in his latest goo-a-thon. And that ain't too bad, either!