Dad was no idiot. He took off t he minute your mom got her first wrinkle. Unfortunately, he was smart enough to leave you behind too. Now, You're up to your neck in therapy bills. Watching mommy take rancid loads down her gullet for rent money really took it's toll. Now you smell cum and malt liquor on the lips of every woman that kisses you. It's not your fault. There was something wrong with mommy.