Dear Abbie, My wife & I are newlywed & up until recently my wife possessed a squeaky clean & tight pussy that fit snugly around my undersized white meat. A week ago I came home from work early only to find my one & only fornicating with a big negro who was sporting unnaturally large manhood. The sight of this was overwhelming and a jealous rage overcame me. I could have confronted him then & there but I didnt want to get my ass beat. So I kept quiet & stared through the crack in the door while cranking my miniscule, sorry excuse for a dick vigorously. This has gone on for 3 days & Im starting to worry. Can you help me? - Mr. Jones.