Sooooeeeee! This here is a bumper crop of corn-fed lassies with nice heavy butter bags. You’re gettin’ ’em fresh off the vine. Those perky ta-tas are better than grits and a coonhound for keepin a man healthy and happy. So break out that corn cob pipe, gramps, and remember what it was like to take a roll in the hay with rosy-cheeked gals who didn’t mind the smell of manure in the mornin’!