My Girlfriend Asked Me To Play With A Ouija Board Tonight. I’m Not Very Keen On This Spiritualism Thing, But She Insisted With That Cute Face Of Hers And I Couldn’t Resist. The Darkness And The Gloomy Silence Give Me Chills And I’m Suddenly Feeling Very Excited. I’m Dying To Have Some Wild Sex Here On The Floor. Let’s Ask The Ghosts What They Think About It.