Happy Insurance Adjuster
I was on my way home the other day texting with my girlfriend and out of the blue a dumbass stopped right in front of me. (Couldn't he see I was on the damn phone? People just do not have any manners anymore.) Anyway, long story short, the stupid insurance company did not want to pay the claim saying I haven't paid my auto insurance in months. I told her, "DUH. I'm not paying that until I need it." Why pay a stupid bill if I don't need it (until now)? She sent the adjuster out. He was kinda cute but all business, you know the type. But like my mama always told me, "Sally Elaine," (she always added Elaine when I was in trouble), "those BIG tits and firm ass might work on the rest of the world but not here, young lady." Mama, how true, how true.