Recent events have shown that the black man's status in American society is once again on the rise. Soon, these men of tribal origin - the Mandinkas, as they have become known - will be as highly prized economically as they were during the glorious pre-Civil War era. And now, prosperous white couples are able to enjoy their company through clandestine interracial gangbangs known as "Mandingo Parties." Will your wife be the next to be "muted" by these men? If only you were so lucky.