Big Mack: So, how did she hand the girth? Ben: Not well, I split her like a watermelon. Mia: (walking past) Fuckin Girthius Maximus! Steve: Sorry! Manuel: Man Look at her! She's Limping... Amber: (Mia's Friend) How do you measure up on the girthometer? I heard ur a Giant! Ben: Let me shove it in your ass and let you be the Girthometer!