Green fucking acres isn't a dream come true for Vinnie Cartucci, but that's exactly where he's landed after snitching on the Mafia. The Witness Protection Program has relocated the entire Cartucci family into a small town in rural America where the living is easy and so are the local farm girls. So easy, in fact, that down-and-dirty sex is the main focus of the overly friendly neighbors who welcome the Cartucci's with open arms and legs.