Close Your Eyes
My girlfriend Sarah broke it off with me. Sarah doesn't want to date a guy with a broken dick, and she didn't outright say it, but we both know that's why she doesn't want to screw around anymore. My Uncle Paul is the top urologist in the country. I'm having an issue where I need to see a doctor like him. I still have to pay him, but he promised to give me a break. I see my beautiful mother on the couch and I ask her, "Can I borrow your car?" She lifts up, "Sure." Mom is so used to me bringing her around on errands, to appointments, and even out with friends, she's a cool mom. I hate to lie to her so I give her a half truth, "I'm going to hang out with Uncle Paul." She's got a way of wiggling the real truth out of me and I confess to her the most embarrassing secret of my entire life. "I cannot keep an erection during sex," and her jaw drops in shock and pity. I see the gears turning in my mother's head, she thinks she can solve every problem, especially if it involves me. She tells me that all I need to do is find a woman who will build my confidence with patience and love. Mom's beautiful lips part and she tells me, "Close your eyes." I hate to think that she'll touch me, would she? I search my brain to tell me what to do. It's my mom telling me to do something for her, and I should obey her, you should always obey your mother.. but oh God, would she touch me inappropriately? I don't think she has that in her. We've always been close, but not "that kind of close." "CLOSE YOUR EYES!" she interrupts my inner-voice with her strict instruction. I closed my eyes and waited with the hairs standing up on the back of my neck. Watch the story unfold…